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These are killing me!

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

TRYING TO BE POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL IS LIKE TRYING TO BE MAYOR OF A CITY THAT WON'T EXIST IN FOUR YEARS

26 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

A WELL-MEANING LIE IS A KIND OF TRUTH AND ON THAT NOTE YOU CAN BE ANYTHING IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

2 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

DON'T MAKE THE MISTAKES YOUR PARENTS MADE AND THEN TAKE ALL THE CREDIT LIKE YOU INVENTED MISTAKES

22 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

I SAW AN ENTIRE GENERATION OF ARTISTS LOST TO AIDS, BUT NO, PLEASE GO ON ABOUT HOW DIFFICULT YOUR LIFE IS WITHOUT AN IPAD

21 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

THE FAMILY WILL GET A BIGGER TV WHEN YOUR MOTHER WINS A MACARTHUR GRANT, THAT'S WHEN

20 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

FORTUNE SMILES ON THE WELL-PREPARED BUT THERE IS NO REASON YOU WOULD NEED SIX CONDOMS TO GO TO YOUR YOUNGER SISTER'S ICE SKATING PARTY

20 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

THE APPROVAL OF AUTHORITY FIGURES IS A PURSUIT OF THE IDLE BUT YOU ARE NOT BUSY ENOUGH TO JUSTIFY GRADES THIS LOW

2 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU FOR BEING SEDUCED BY THE COMFORT OF STASIS, I'M JUST DISAPPOINTED

3 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

THERE'S VALUE IN KITSCH BUT KIM KARDASHIAN IS NOT AN AUTHORITY ON GOOD LIFE CHOICES

4 Jan Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

ROUTINE IS A NARCOTIC AND THAT'S WHY WE CAN'T GET PIZZA EVERY NIGHT

9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

DIGNITY IS AN ABSTRACT CONCEPT BUT IT WOULD BE LESS ABSTRACT IF YOU WORE A CARDIGAN OVER THAT TOP

9 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

PERFORMING WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL'S IMPROV GROUP IS A GREAT WAY TO FIND OUT JUST HOW MUCH YOUR PARENTS LOVE YOU ANYWAY

20 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

FOR THE LAST TIME, FRAN IS THE WRITER, ANNIE IS THE PHOTOGRAPHER, AND I SWEAR YOU DO THIS ON PURPOSE JUST TO RILE ME UP

19 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

NOBODY HAS SEX IN HIGH SCHOOL AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE LIARS

18 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

I GOT YOU AN L.E.D. SCROLLING MESSAGE BELT BUCKLE -- DO KIDS STILL LIKE L.E.D. BELT BUCKLES?

16 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

WHAT YOUR MOTHER DID WITH CHUCK CLOSE WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, FRANKLY

15 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

IF YOUR FRIENDS AREN'T SILENTLY SOWING THE SEEDS OF VIOLENT UPRISING THEN THEY'RE NOT REALLY YOUR FRIENDS

13 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

A GREAT POLITICAL MOVEMENT BEGINS ONLY WHEN YOU PULL YOUR JEANS UP OVER YOUR UNDERPANTS

12 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply

JennyHolzerMom Jenny Holzer, Mom

YOU WILL WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE WHEN BARBARA KRUGER IS VISITING

11 Dec Favorite Retweet Reply