So here are a few presents I'm pretty sure I don't need for Christmas. At least not this year.
Toilet Bowl Lip Gloss - For when you gotta go...
Miss Army Knife - Includes mirror, nail file, perfume bottle, etc.
Fetus Cookie Cutter - So you too can have a bun in the oven.
Kush Sleeping Bra- Latest in the category of "retarded shit to keep your tits perky". This thing is so phallic you know no woman could have invented it.
Paul Rudd Uggs - This is like when someone takes something really good and messes it up. Like raisins in chocolate chip cookies. Paul get off those uggs.
Instant Arm Lift - I'm sure no one will notice that huge piece of tape on your arm.